Sadly, of the two, I'm definitely the Melanie of this story. Though I'd probably only fantasize about my rival's peanut buttered humiliation. I wouldn't have the guts to pull it off.
The peanut-butter offensive. All's fair in love and war, right? I loved this line: " ... and her flat stomach would morph into a wasteland of pudge." I can testify to this. Great story, Justin!
Oh god, I thought for sure this was going to end with the dude being allergic to peanuts and then dying. I have been reading too much dark stuff.
Hell hath no fury...
In the background “You’ve got a friend in me” played. 🤣
I love that level of petty. :)
Talk about intense.
Ugh. Melanie, no! Take the high road! 😂
Sadly, of the two, I'm definitely the Melanie of this story. Though I'd probably only fantasize about my rival's peanut buttered humiliation. I wouldn't have the guts to pull it off.
Nothin' but sour grapes
Another great story !! I remember reading It when it first came out !!
The peanut-butter offensive. All's fair in love and war, right? I loved this line: " ... and her flat stomach would morph into a wasteland of pudge." I can testify to this. Great story, Justin!
Nicely written story Justin! I know a few people I would have liked to use the pb & jelly on.
The heat of the story burned a hole in my screen . . .